Grade "A"

by A Anonamous
(USA)

I always thought an A was better than a D. You girls (women) with those perfect 32-A's should be happy. When you get older, you'll remember back to when you had a tighter figure and wish you could be that way again.

When I was younger, I had steady girlfriends with "boobs"... 36-C, 38-D. I dated several 34-A's & B's inbetween but didn't appreciate them then. Maybe it's an age thing with young males. Especially when their friends ask how I can date a flat-chested girl.

The older I got, the more I started noticing those realy small, tight-framed girls with small "titties". Not those "boobs" others sought after. Titties even sounds more refined than BOOBs, doesn't it?

Those "things" that pour out of a bikini top at the beach, probably hang down without their "supporting" cast. Take the perfect 32-A or 34-B's at the beach, they just look like heaven.

To show my chauvinistic side, I'm sure you've heard of the "10" scale we use to rate women? Women with BOOBs can only get as high as a 10... that is if she keeps all her clothes on with the supporting cast... but you angels with those sexy 32's and 34's usually get a 12+. I've even seen some 15's & 18's out there... and there are more of you than you realize! You'll ALWAYS be better than any "boobed" girl.

I'd rather walk in a club with Goldie H than Pamela A any day... but I shouldn't tell all my secrets. When the guys finally "discover" all you small women, there'll be less out there for me (shhhhh).