The A cup story

OK, there are lots of us...going back through history, every woman in the flapper era, Clara Bow, the "It girl", Greta Garbo, Hedy Lamarr (see "Ecstacy," small tits on parade...seriously, you should see it, it'll make you proud), Katharine Hepburn, Lauren Bacall, Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Catherine Deneuve, Faye Dunaway, Ali McGraw, Katharine Ross (dig the Stepford Wives--she's foxy, but her breasts--not big enough for the conformist males--draw your own conclusions), and I could go on and on, because, with few exceptions, small-breasted women win the Oscars as "serious actresses." Big-breasted women have to overcome the hurdle of being "sex objects."

But seriously, girls, small-breasted women can be "sex objects" too, or even better, we can be sexy without being obvious. We can hump the stripper pole while making it clear that we're just playing at being strippers, 'cause we have a great sense of humor. Kate Hudson exploited that in a recent movie--nobody would mistake her for a real stripper; she's Kate Hudson and she's beautiful, and funny. And so are we. And sexuality is funny; that's why it's a good time.

I still have a tough time of it where I live. There are a lot of women with boob jobs. There are some men who seem genuinely enthusiastic about my body. And others who seem disappointed. I'm not giving up. There are guys who love small, perky breasts and there are guys who love women, and take the details as they come. One way or the other, I'll find someone to cuddle up to. And yes, I've had compliments about my "champagne cups." I dare say you will, too.

Just be devastatingly sexy (i.e. express the woman within); I guarantee that nobody will care what your cup size is.